The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
If gays come out of the closet, where do straights come out of? Compton
Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match? Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe
Women who wear yoga pants... Are like barb wire fence. They keep the yard safe without obstructing the view.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
Warning to all men about eBay. Be careful what you buy on eBay.If you buy stuff on line, be sure tocheck out the seller carefully.I just spent £95 + postage,on a penis enlarger.Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.