The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered "You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling."Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.
Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that... Then IT hit me.
Husband : Please Call An Ambulance I Think Am Having A Heart Attack... Wife : (Took His Mobile Phone) Quickly, Give Me The Password... Husband : Ooh I Think Am Fine Now...
I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years... Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?
There's a serial killer who only kills priests on a Sunday morning. He's a Mass murderer.
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, because they are very efficient and they don't have a sense of humour.
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Why did the epileptic throw himself into the lettuce patch? He was making a seizure salad. ....I’ll see myself out.
I walked in on my grandmother masturbating with a cucumber the other day And I was like "Damn, i was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."