The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I was having stomach problems the other day so I went to the doctor for my diarrhea. He gave me a blind fold and told me to wait 20 and that I would be fine and it worked.Now I have gonorrhea
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction.
What did farmer say when his entire crop died suddenly. What a surprising turnip event.*This is my first attempt at writing a joke, and my wife thinks it's awful.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.