The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Taxi A drunk guy stops a taxi and opens the door,"You have space for 10 beer and a whole chicken" he asks the driver"Sure" the driver replies"Ok" answers the drunk guy and pukes in the car.
Why did I get kicked out All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
So a guy and a girl are on a date, when they walk past a pond with swans in it. The girl turns to the guy and says “I can talk to animals.” The guy looks at the girl and says “I gotta see this!” So the girl turns to the swans and says, “HEY SWANS, FUCK YOU!”
What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.
Under President Trump, ISIS continues to spread across Middle East as a fine red mist.
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Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
My grandmother died recently. We had her cremated. I think that’s what killed her.