The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
A man caught his sister masturbating with a cucumber. Man: "Eww! That's my dinner! You're making it taste like cucumber!”
So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop wearing transparent underpants. Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get? Nom flashbacks.I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.
Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park I asked him "Why are you eating grass?"He said "I am very hungry"I replied "Oh, okay then. Come with me."You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I still remember my grandmother’s last words. ‘What’re you doing with that pillow?’
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead