The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
3 knights walk into a bar with their swords. The bartender sees them walk in and asks, “why are you taking your swords in here with you?”The knights say, “in case of mimics.”The knights laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughs, they kill the table.
I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on banging on the wall at 3:00 A.M. It's really disrupting my drumming practice.
So the police have a new slogan. So the police in my area have a new slogan that they altered from the post office. Rain nor shine nor sleet or hail will keep your ass out of jail.
I hope the far east finally collaborates with the u.s. on eradicating the virus. I mean, it's Christmas day, we could use the good China.
I've lost my dad! Five year old Tim was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?""Beer and women!", Tim replied
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
I once met a girl who confused a tube of KY Jelly with super glue I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
After 6+ years of me and my wife being together, she still gets mad whenever i use her toothbrush So if anyone knows another way to remove dogshit from my sneakers id be happy to hear it
Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory for tossing all the Ws!
[NSFW] I had my first boxing match yesterday It reminded me of the time I lost my virginity, I was bloody and really sore, but at least my dad came
A hurricane walks into a bar The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me