The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why did the man cover himself in fake shit? Because it was _sham poo_
Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse,And turned its wool to nylon.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
Why are synthetic fibres like the police? They don't let you breathe.
What does Santa say when he finds out about Mrs. Claus's Only fans? Hoe hoe hoe
Why did the circumcision doctor quit when he hadn’t gotten his paycheck yet? He already had all the tips he needed.
You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Family had no money left, so the husband sent his wife to work the streets. She came home in the morning, and her husband asked:”How much did you make?”“$804” she said“Which idiot gave you $4 ???” he asked“Well... everyone...”
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others? Mussolini
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!! Man, that sentence was way too long.
What do sharks and people have in common? All the great ones are white.