The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday... Wouldn't be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
Policeman: why do you keep beating your wife?? Me: I think it's the weight difference, the longer reach, and superior footwork
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
Evangelists don’t need health care. They’re on the single prayer system.
Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential.
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I've just been thrown out by security and told never to return to the hospital again. It turns out the Stroke Unit isn't what I thought it was.