The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
A man was arrested today for feeding the squirrels A man was arrested today for feeding the squirrels in the park. He was feeding them to his dog.
I hate the stigma around mental health Immediately when I got medication for schizophrenia, my friends won't talk to me anymore.
I shouldn't have eaten that missionary, the cannibal said with a frown. It just goes to show, you can't keep a good man down.
What do u get when u cross a human and crocodile ? **A bloody mess.**
Why are family trees not used in alabama Because they end up being more like a family tumbleweed.
My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
My mother in law said she wanted to die a natural death. So I've just dropped her off at the jungle.
What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.
What’s long, hard, bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i and s? A spine
Ban weapons of mass dyslexia! Before they start an unclear war.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pig? A visit from the FBI and an immediate removal of your government funding
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”