The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
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My uncle got an award for not wearing a mask. The Darwin Award.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
Dog and cat on the porch (NSFW mild language) A dog and a cat are sitting on the porch on a hot summer day. The dog looks at the cat and says, "sure is hot today".The cat replies, "HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING DOG!"
If God doesn't make mistakes... Then how the heck did I end up here?
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
a little kid at school opens a violin case... A little kid at school opens a violin case and there is a big gun inside. The little kid says: "I'm curious what is my father going to do in the bank with my violin..."
A country in the middle east faced an uprising and the military had to take control of the government They say the country's under Mash-allah
Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow? It's got bananas for scales
Why did the rich transplant surgeon go to jail? He got caught red-handed, inside her trading.
What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist
One of my favorite actors is Mark Ruffalo, but I’ve always wondered... How many buffalo could Mark Ruffalo buffalo, if Mark Ruffalo could buffalo buffalo?
i showed my mom my D and she was not happy she said to go study and come talk to her when i get a A+