The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police. For sexual or suggestive content involving Miners.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.
My daughter asked why she can’t just quit school I told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail.My sweet sweet child looked me in the eye, and said: “I'll visit you”.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
As part of the break up process,I decided to burn all my ex wife's clothes. It gave me great satisfaction.....She was wearing them at the time.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Pussy isn't pizza, dont eat the crustHerpilations 4:20
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
It is not polite to call people White Trash The proper label is white non-recyclablesYeah ok it's not great but it's what I got
my sister told me she won’t scatter my ashes in the ocean she said there was already too much trash in it.