The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Need to save a bit of money during the lock-down. I am getting rid of Google, Siri and Alexa, and I am going to sell all of my Wikipedia and Guinness World record books. I don't need them anymore.My fucking wife knows everything.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, reports say he fell
What was the plastic surgeon priest’s favourite thing to do? Alter boys
I have a decent joke about a cow but it’s pretty offensive so I’ll probably need to take it down [remooooooved]
How do you live with a terminal disease? You don't.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
If you chop a tree down in the middle of the forest, but the tree doesn't understand why you chopped it down Do you think it's stumped?
Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That’s awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately! Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, my subcontractors are still working on it, we're behind schedule, my credit line and bank facilities won't get approved because my auditor won't release a clean audit report......it's a mess.
People not wanting to wearing masks is natural. Natural selection.
My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day. Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy! TrueMotherFuckingStory!! Face-palm!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.