The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch? So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What's the difference between an owl and a rectal drug test? With one, you can see their eye through their ear hole, But with the other, you can see if they're high through their rear hole.
How do you confuse an idiot? Summer
Why do women have periods? Because they can't be questioned
I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves. The correct answer was blood vessels.
Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct They found Jesus and got raptored
Did you hear about the politician that ran out of ideas? I told him he's probably constipated, and drinking a cup of coffee should get the shit flowing again.
How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision Nothing. He just keeps the tips.