The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
My local library refuses to stock how-to books about suicide. They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas
Wife: All I’m saying is that vaccines are more dangerous then the diseases they prevent! Husband: did you know that the skin your lips are made of is the same as your asshole?Wife: What does that have to do with anything?!Husband: Well, it explains why everything that comes out of your mouth is complete shit.
Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
The Creator looked upon Adam and spoke. "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I'm going give you a brain and a penis." "And the bad news?" Adam asked. I'm going to give you enough blood," Goddeclared, "to use only one of them at a time."
Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter On the hunt Looking forPussy Under My Age
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day? It's because they can't see sh!t at night.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.