The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
PRO TIP: if you are exposed to mace and/or tear gas DO NOT MASTURBATE, EVEN AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SEVERAL TIMES. this is not a joke I’m suffering!
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
As Epstein swayed back and forth, coming to grips with the inevitable, he reached out to give the guard one final high five... But he just left him hanging.
A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar.. The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."
What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat.
What's the difference between North Korea and the USA? In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson. In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.
Drunken Uncle joke: Why don't blondes use vibrators? It has a tendency to chip their theeth.
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students, Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
Did you hear about the sexually active squirrel on cocaine? He was fucking nuts
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.