The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic.
Motel A man checks into a motel. He asks for a queen bed and non smoking. The lady at the desk asks if he has any special requests. The man requests that the porn be disabled. The woman yells at the man "you sick bastard! We only have regular porn here!”
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
What did the redneck say when he walked in on his daughter using a cucumber to masturbate? Hey! I was going to eat that later! Now it's going to taste like cucumber.
A teacher draws a cucumber on a chalkboard in a biology class, and asks the students what it is. One student raises his hand and says. “That’s a dick ma’am”The teacher is horrified and runs to the principals office.A few minutes later, the principal walks in.“Alright! Who made the teacher cry? And who the hell drew a dick on the board?!”
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”