The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence Then I relized “that would be crazy!”
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods... ...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
Did you hear the man who invented the USB port died? At his funeral they lowered the casket....Then raised it, turned it around, and lowered it again.
What do you call a guy with a pink shirt, pink shoes,and a pink 40 caliber? Sir.
What did George Bush say when he was fighting in war? I ambush
[Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
The local furniture store sells stools I checked out one of their samples and I was unimpressed. It looked like a piece of shit.
A man walked onto a plane, holding a vulture. The stewardess asked "What the heck is that?"He said "It's my carri-on luggage"*sorry sorry sorry*
The local wig shop got broken into last night They've had to replace all the locks