The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
My Amish girlfriend only likes missionary sex. I tried to get her to try other positions. But all she does is cum plain.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot. Hitler wore brown pants
What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate? One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.
I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
"And this baby is our granddaughter. Her name is Degree." "I'm sorry, did you say Deborah?""No, no. Degree. Our daughter left for University and came back with this. It's her Degree."
What’s the difference between Auschwitz and Chick-fil-A Auschwitz accepted gays
Why are there no Walmarts in the Middle East? Because there are to many targets
I miss the good old days when the president only lied to us to protect national security. Or to hide a blowjob from his wife.
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."