The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
My anti-vax sister wouldn’t let me take my niece trick-or-treating, even though she had the perfect Halloween costume. Stupid cemetery rules.
My wife bought a talking parrot, but returned it to the pet store a week later. “This parrot hasn’t spoke a single word.” She complained.“I haven’t had a fucking chance to!” Replied the parrot.
I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor. I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.I said, "Have you been masturbating with this?""No!" she gasped. I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF
A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
Feel like hearing a dark joke? turn off the lights before doing knock knock
NSFW what'd the sodomite say to his spouse after an argument lets put a plug in it