The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Fisherman caught the golden shark *Please let me go and I`ll have you one wish come true*, said the shark.*I want my dick to be so long that it reaches the ground*, answered the fisherman.*Ok*, said the shark and bit his legs.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
How do you posion a woman with a razorblade? Give her arse.a.nic
How can you tell if someone has priority boarding on a budget airline? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
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What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber? A flash bang
I put your name on my alarm clock... every time I wake up I get to smash you
We have ghosts in house \- "I went last night to the bathroom and light turns on by itself. I finish peeing and go out only for the light to turn off by itself too."\- "Idiot! You pissed in the fridge again."
I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.
Cemetery count How many dead people are in a cemetery?All of them
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more