The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up
What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus? A cross-dresser
My friend fell off his motorcycle He has brain damage and two broken arms. Why the fuck would anyone let him try to ride in that condition is beyond me...
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
NSFW: what's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? The joint won't get passed around the entire show.
A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist
How many policeman does it take to change a lightbulb none they just beat the room for being black
So Two Blondes are stand on a pair of Tracks So two blondes are standing on a pair of tracks arguing, “They’re deer tracks”, “No They’re Bear Tracks “ Half a Hour a later they get hit by a train
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.Once he is exhausted he steps back and says "You disappoint me, Batman"
My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book. Now she'll always have a soldier to crayon.
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar The waiter asks them what the discussion was about.Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.Waiter: Why a donkey?Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”.