The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleansesPoor people have taco bell
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Did you hear Buffalo Bill reformed and is now a pick up artist and skin care specialist? He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the hoes again
A guy I wanted to date demanded I disclose my bust size first He said he only deals with known quantitties.
Do you have brain cancer? Just stop having brain cancer! It's all in your head!
The COVID-19 event has made me significantly more likely to get laid Off
Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating? Stem cell research.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What do you call the chances of finding a kitten among a litter of puppies? The PUSSYbility
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.