The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
What is the definition of torque? When you have to piss with morning wood, you push your dick down so hard that your feet fly out from under you. That's torque.
I hate sphynx cats because I prefer hairy pussy
What form of birth control works better with holes in it? Crocs
A guy goes to a costume party wearing only underpants The host says "What are you supposed to be?"The guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my underwear."
So I got out of the bathroom. Spoke to a friend saying " I can't believe thier still together after that shit."My friend said "Who"And I responded "My ass cheeks"
Patient: am I gonna be fine, doctor? Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus.Patient: I'm not into this astrology shit.Doctor: Me neither, my thermometer just broke.
What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night? A Polish surname
Why did the soldier blow himself up when he found out about exploding devices He wanted to C4 himself
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
The Beach Boys walk into a bar "Round?""Round?""Get a round""I get a round?""Get a round...""Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says. "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled. Doc says, "No, you've got bowel cancer."
I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm.... It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool. Will you choose the former or the latter?
It's brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!