The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
So I was all dressed in latex whipping my slave when they kept on yelling someone else's safe word. Then I realized this was my Wednesday appointment and not my Thursday appointment. Whoops, wrong sub.
My parents always take separate planes so that in the unlikely event of a crash, at least one of them will still be alive to be there for us children. They're eighty five now --- the whole thing is like some sick joke they're playing on us.
Please stop making jokes about COVID! I lost both my parents in law due do this pandemic. My wife divorced me after i spend our holiday budget on a PS5 and a collection of NERF guns
I went into the bathroom the other day.... and I lost my shit
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan? Because of the Teleban.