The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Blowjob I was walking along the railway and found a woman tied to the tracks. I freed her and she was so grateful that we made love for hours. She probably would have given me a blowjob if only I had found her head.
In my home state of Mississippi, it's illegal to do the reverse cowgirl because because in Mississippi we never turn our backs on family.
I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?" He replied, "I'm quite sorry, sir, but I only have scents."
Germany announces a new health ministry to aid in combatting COV19 From today, all research dedicated to battling COV19 will be carried out under the Robert Cough foundation
The Beach Boys walk into a bar "Round?""Round?""Get a round""I get a round?""Get a round...""Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
What musical instrument does the president use to tell his wife he wants to have sex? Trump-bone
What is relative humidity? The sweat you get on your balls when you are fucking your sister.