The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
What do butchers and men with Onlyfans accounts have in common? They both get paid to beat their meat.
I had a one night stand, and afterwards she used my toothbrush I made kind of a big deal about it, because that’s pretty grossShe said, “Well we just had sex, what’s the difference?”I said, “*Well* I was planning on using that toothbrush again”
Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets?Twins!I am so sorry....
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF
Urinal etiquette tips It’s okay to say “Hi” to the man next to you at the urinal. It’s even okay to say “Hi, how’s it going?” It’s not okay to say “Hi. Nice watch!”
A mosquito bit my balls last night Got my balls sucked,later virgins
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''