The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.
Guy dies and enters Heaven. Upon opening his eyes, he sees thousands of clocks on the walls. Also noticed that the minute and hour hands on each clock are turning at different speeds....some slow and some faster. Guy asks St Peter what the clocks mean.....[NSFW] St Peter explains that every time you masturbated, the clock would turn one complete rotation. Guy asks where his clock is. St Peter replies, “we use your clock as a bathroom fan.”
How is doing sexual favors for drugs like a boxing match? They're both blow for blow
How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
What's the smallest organ in a goat? An ISIS members' dick.
Porn is like a library book.. It's probably got cum in it
I wanted to become someone serving the community and helping people ever since i was little. On Mondays - Thursdays, i am a doctor. Fridays - Sundays , I'm a Police officer. Being a stripper is challenging.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."