The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Studies show that after being released from prison, women have a tendency to immediately begin menstruation. This is because a period comes at the end of a sentence.
A man has been arrested for publically masturbating while reading out loud from a law book, all the while imagining legal cases. Though he got off on a technicality.
Break up My boyfriend just broke up with me, he was sick and tired of my constant zodiac puns.It Taurus apart.I'm in Pisces typing this
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
What do you call a Dinosaur that's also a witch? A Tyranosaurus-Hex.
I once had to pretend that i was taking a shit, so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet It was a shampoo.
In Soviet Russia, you rob bank In Capitalist America, bank robs you
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community? A socially dissed ant.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.