The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call a depressed dam in Iraq A Saddam
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
Why don't they celebrate New Year's Eve in the Middle East? Cause there's no one left when the clock hits zero
Customer: One box of condoms, please. Pharmacist: That will be $9.99 plus taxCustomer: Tacks? I thought they stayed on by themselves!
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
My brother has been staying with me for a couple weeks now, which has been awful. My brother is crazy. Even my neighbors hate him. The other day I opened the door...I caught him masturbating. He looks me right in the eyes and goes, “Shut the door.”I said, “Get inside.”credit: Anthony Jeselnik
How did Marjorie Taylor Greene find out about the secret Jewish Space Laser? It Torah hole in the atmosphere!
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”