The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I'd rather die than having Alzeheimer's disease. I'd rather die than having Alzheimer's disease.
I think everyone is wrong about President Bolsonaro of Brazil. The man's obviously a deeply committed environmentalist... After all, wiping out a sizable part of your population is a great way to save the rain forests.
You know, I've seen a large amount of Helen Keller jokes. A lot of them are really offensive.Oh, she would KILL us if she could hear them.
A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween... So I murdered his parents
I have pictures of girls showing their tits. I keep them on my flash drive.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A lady is giving birth. After she pushes and pushes, the baby is born. Doctor: "Mam, I have good news and bad news. Lady: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: your baby has red hair.Lady: Thank goodness! What's the good news!Doctor: It's stillborn
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.