The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My boss is really into health eating, but Friday is his cheat day... ...which is when he fucks his secretary.
In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man: *This body is your mother in law, yes?***Yes***How did she die?***Mushroom poisoning***But why does she have 26 stab wounds?***She was refusing to eat them**
I was digging in my garden this morning and found some gold coins. I was really excited and rushed inside to tell the prostitute about it but then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My grandmother loved to cook meat so my parents bought her a boning knife for her birthday. Everybody laughed when she unwrapped the package, held up the knife, and said sweetly, “I’ve got a six-inch boner!”
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
The wife said: "Bulls can engage in sexual activity more than 20 times in a day. I wish you could do that..." And the husband replied: "Just remember they do it with more than one cow..."
Thanks Google Nest.... I get a notice on my phone saying a unknown person was seen walking in the house early morning...shows a picture of me.... well.. fuck you to you judgmental asshole lol
Hot actors are like hot ovens It usually makes the news whenever someone puts a baby inside them.
What’s a sure sign your lover has crabs? They want to fuck you sideways
A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"
A woman was putting away laundry when the kitten ran across her feet. Startled, she dropped the pants she was holding. Her husband laughs and says “damn, you mean I’ve been trying to get those off of you for all these years and your drop your pants for a little pussy”
I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved.