The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Never buy anything made from velcro, it's a total rip-off.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I used to be a mass murderer... But then I got a vasectomy.
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing So I took down his confederate flag
Just got vaccinated! Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
I was an accountant I was an accountant from age 22 to 35, when because of office politics, I was sacked for no reason. What a waste of 15 years.