The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
According to Scientists atom’s are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal
What did the Ancient Egyptians call the pharaoh who farted oddly? Toot Uncommon
My grandfather inspired me to be a writer He died choking on a peanut butter sandwich. I will never forget his last words: "Happy pen... happy pen..."
Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..." "You'll need to have utensils taken out."
You know, I always liked period jokes. The only thing is, the entrance is always bloody.
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
What did the law student do to his mother when he couldn’t become a judge? He embarister.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together?""How dare you", retorted the woman, "I'm not some cheap pickup!""Well then", said the tramp, "get the fuck out of my bed".
One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible, That will be the last straw
I recently got ran over by a steam roller people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.
What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it.
I have the ability to leave a building 5m before the fire alarm starts I call it premature evacuation.