The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What’s the difference between a blow job and a hamburger? If you don’t know the answer then I would like to take you to lunch.
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
A man tells his friend he just opened a brothel. “$100 for anal and $50 for a blow job”, says the man. His friend asks “How much for the pussy?”.“Nah” says the man, “I don’t have any employees yet”.
[NSFW] What do you call a haunted pair of breasts? BoOoOoOoOobs
I read an article on internet.... and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are- diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.
What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi
The price of lumber has gone up so much... That the Feds confiscated a load of 2x4's buried in kilos of cocaine.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
A grandmother said to her grandson, "The young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."He replied, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now, Grandma."
Trump is a genius threatening to attack historical cultural sites in Iran He knows that the Iranians won't find any of these in the US to retaliate
Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies.