The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Someone asked me if I'd ever given a sterile guy a blowjob, so I racked my brain trying to remember if I had. Alas, I just kept drawing blanks.
Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.
What crop do metalheads grow? Korn
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
What’s the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Depends on the amount of foreplay.
How did Batman get out of religious jail? He had to pay Christian Bail
It was extremely difficult to switch off my mother in law’s life support system. I had to fight the doctor, my wife, and her siblings to finally do it.
Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
[NSFW] What’s Another Name For A Necrophiliac? Ghost Rider
Donate one lung and you’re a hero I donate 7 and I get arrested
My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him.
What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines? Adults
I asked a dietician for one tip on how to lose weight Dietician: don't eat anything fattyMe: thanksDietician: you're welcome fatty