The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country He walks up to the customs agent and the agent asks, “Name?”“Vladimir Putin”“Country of Origin?”“Russia”“Occupation?”“No, no. Just visiting.”
You know the Middle East is about to go through a serious shitstorm when... ...commercial Oil tankers are attacked.
Two Japanese people get married. They have a baby boy.A few years later the wife and child both get the same illness. So the husband takes his wife and child to the hospital.He asks the doctor: “What’s wrong with Mii?”The doctor replies: “The same thing that is wrong with Yew.”
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
One man cannot change the world ... Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
What do you call the mass distribution of news and information regarding marijuana, as well as the demand for its legalisation? Propaganja. Thank you. I'll let myself out.
Dear Hallmark, Roses are red, violets are blue,Your cards are shit and your movies are too.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.This joke can't even hold itself up...
People have no respect for others time nowadays Some guy asked me to go sacrifice goats to satan in the woods and they didn’t even show up, incredibly rude.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Pandemic, country-wide fires, floods, locust swarms... I don't know who has them, but please just let the Jews go.
What do you call a child born out of incest? Gross domestic product.