The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
So today I had an idea for an invention because I was bored. A belt made out of watches. After I finished connecting the watches to one another I realized something.It was a big waist of time.
I don't suffer from insanity-I enjoy every minute of it.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
What’s the difference between a physicist and a physician? A physicist is busy before firing a catapult; the physician is busy after.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.