The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Man talking to his Wife. Husband: Babe Do you believe in Heaven.?Wife: Yeah, why.?Husband: When we die, would you like to meet up with me in Heaven.?Wife: Fuck off, the deal was until death do us part.
What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common? The whites are useless.
News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
A man caught his sister masturbating with a cucumber. Man: "Eww! That's my dinner! You're making it taste like cucumber!”
Samuel L. Jackson is in a field surrounded by 100 rakes. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKING RAKES ON THIS MOTHER-FUCKING PLAIN!"
A tramp, seeking shelter on a freezing night, knocks on George and the Dragon Inn. A hefty lady answers the door and her expletives send him scampering. Desperate, he tries again minutes later. "May... may I speak to George, please?"
The devil whispered in my ear you aren’t good enough, you’ll never amount to anything..... I whispered back, at least I didn’t lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.