The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
[NSFW] Vaxx joke to help break the ice **For those of you who are worried about the Pfizer vaccine, know that they make Viagra too!** If they can raise the dead, they can save the living!
Apparently the man was smothered to death between a pair of breasts. There was no sign of a struggle.
A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet. I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Officials have found a brain-eating Amoba in the water supply of Washington DC. Officials are worried After all, there's a good chance the Amobas will starve to death
an old arabic joke my uncle told me a dumb guy fell down and hurt his back badly, he had to go to the hospitalthe doctor told him: "just take this cream and apply it to the area of injury"he went home and rubbed the cream on the staircase.
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
Humanity has colonized Venus and Mars. Venus is a pressure-cooker hellscape with an acidic atmosphere, and Mars has almost no atmosphere at all. In comparison, bad weather on Earth... is such a first world problem.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”
What is relative humidity? The sweat you get on your balls when you are fucking your sister.