The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do penises and semi colons have in common? I often put them in the wrong places.
What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US? Agent orange, duh.
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit
Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'? The Price of wood is so damn high.....
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”
My parenrs were very principled people... When I was young, they caught me smoking one Newport. They proceeded to force me to smoke the whole pack, just to teach me a valuable lesson....about brand loyalty._ credits to Anthony Jeselnik
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes