The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
How did the Jamaican burn his dick? Jerking it.
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
A meth addict tried boxing for the first time yesterday. He got hooked.
TIL there are over 20,000 battered women in the U.S. everyday... I don't know if I can ever go back to eating them plain...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow long enough.
I hate my job, quality control at the strobe-light factory. I'm busy working like a cunt, and everyone else is just fucking standing still.
A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet. They were publicly desemenated.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I woke up confused and unable to smell I feel like nothing makes scents anymore
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
If I put 10 people and 1 mosquito in a room... ... the fuckin mosquito will still get out of the room to find me instead.
Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.