The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call a fictional story about sex? A fucking legend!
I climbed the stairs and saw a man standing on the edge about to jump. "Don't do it!" I screamed. "Your life is worth more than that!"Anyway, then he jumped, and I was escorted down from the diving board.
What’s the dirtiest thing ever said on television GEE ward you were awfully rough on the beaver last night
America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.
I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur. I'm capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants