The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Mother-in-law says to her daughter-in-law "I don't mean to offend you, but my grandson looks nothing like my son". Daughter-in-law replies, "I've got a fanny between my legs, not a fucking photocopier".
Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
A new discovery about women in prison: They don’t get their periods until the end of their sentences.
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath...
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.