The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps" Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower""Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps""Oh I'm sorry""Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"
I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said
Pandemic, country-wide fires, floods, locust swarms... I don't know who has them, but please just let the Jews go.
my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air
I used to be a XXX movie editor but got fired. My boss walked by my desk one day and I wasn't watching porn on my computer.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I USE TO BE A BULL RIDER AND I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD Until that guy from Wal-Mart came out and unplugged me.
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub... And you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby...(Anthony Jeselnik)
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
[NSFW] How did the turtle finally lose his virginity? He came out of his shell.
Guy dies and enters Heaven. Upon opening his eyes, he sees thousands of clocks on the walls. Also noticed that the minute and hour hands on each clock are turning at different speeds....some slow and some faster. Guy asks St Peter what the clocks mean.....[NSFW] St Peter explains that every time you masturbated, the clock would turn one complete rotation. Guy asks where his clock is. St Peter replies, “we use your clock as a bathroom fan.”
Sitting in the sand at the nudist resort, I wondered, What's all the fuss about anal beaching?
"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet "But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet."No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”