The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store. I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.
Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in
A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?" The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"
If Korean pop is kpop, what sort of music does Drake make? Crap
What do you call a communist sniper? A marxman.
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
When I die, I want to have my ashes mixed with cocaine That way, I’ll go out on a high.
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?