The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I was spending too time pairing socks after they’d been washed When I buy new socks, I now glue them together
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
You know what disease is really hard to beat? Erectile dysfunction. (This better be OC, I just thought of it as my pharmacist denied my viagra prescription)
It’s a sin to burn the bible and inject the ash into your bloodstream For you are forbidden to use the Lord’s name in vein
What do “PETA” and “Make a Wish Foundation” have in common? A 10% survival rate I’m so sorry
Why is the average American so stupid? Because they keep shooting the ones that go to school...
One day a horse asked God “Hey God can you make my **ck even longer?” And thus the giraffe was born.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day. Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy! TrueMotherFuckingStory!! Face-palm!
I was organizing my closet and decided to smell the moth balls. Yuck. The hardest part was holding his tiny legs apart.
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident. They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
Today I got asked out by 6 girls I was in the girls' bathroom
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction.I'm so sorry.