The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why did we leap from 2k to 4k resolution? Because 3k is racist.
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
A bull was sent to prison for violently running into a man and killing him Guilty as charged
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Last week I fucked my sister in law This week I fucked my brother in geography
An old romanian joke that my grandfather keeps telling . During the communist era in Romania the Security (secret police) was like the heart of the country.They were just beating, and beating and beating.
What do you call a misbehaving glove? A badmiton
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
Having your period on Valentine's day Is a pain in the ass
My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.