The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a local female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like to have a selfless guy go down on them. It just gives us some scents of perp puss.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
Pravda news from April 27th 1986 Glorious Soviet technology allowed workers at Chernobyl power plant to complete five year plan of power production in mere five milliseconds.
How did the crazy person get out of the forest? He took the psychopath!
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly
What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.
My ex girlfriend had a role playing fetish. She liked to dress up as herself, and act like a fucking bitch
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!