The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince... ...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
Does anyone know the actor that played forest gump? T hanks
Imagine making a belt out of a bunch of $100 bills tied together That would be a huge waist of money.
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Who are the werewolf's cousins? What-wolf and when-wolf.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”