The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Just read that actor Maria Mercedes broke off her engagement to William Shatner. She realized she'd be known as Maria Shatner Mercedes.
Why did Mrs.Claus break up with Santa? Because he kept calling her a hoe hoe hoe
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
BREAKING NEWS: The president was found in his office after trying to commit suicide, his statement: "Fake noose."
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
What does a black samurai call his frightened enemy Pussy ass ninja.
Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!